Winception...: But I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury

This is a pretty exciting dream and the first of two with Captain Picard. Whoopie (LOL, Whoopie...that was unintentional). And I can tell safely tell you that I am now remember great detail of my dreams and they're all pretty freaking awesome. So let's start things rolling.

But I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury

This dream starts out with me talking to Captain Picard

in the conference room on the Enterprise D where they hold all of their important meetings.

Except my dream angle was showing the other side of the room, I feel like they use that shot of the room more often than this one on the show. Anyway, I'm sitting with Picard and we're arguing.

Picard: But we have to split up the castle!

Me: Why do we have to split the castle? That one time when everyone got really sick we kept the infected people and the not infected people in the same place and it was fine.

Me: We don't need to split the castle.

Picard: Fine, we won't split the castle.

So we didn't.

But all of a sudden we were in a castle, Picard wasn't there anymore but I was there with Emmie:

and Dave, a friend from Ringling.

I was arguing with one of them about who was going to be:

The King of England

(I didn't know George VI was a mason...but then again everyone was...)

The Archbishop of Canterbury

The Prince of Wales

and the Duke of York

Those are some pretty big shoes to fill.

So I had already decided that I was going to be the King of England and the Archbishop of Canterbury. But David and Emmie who were the same person at this point, thought that they should be an important position too. David/Emmie was sad because he/she though that he/she was going to have to be the Duke of York when they wanted to be either the King or the Archbishop. So I looked up in a very dramatic way and we had a conversation:

Me: Y'know Dave/Emmie, (I don't know what I called him/her), I don't think that you should be the Duke of York. (Apparently the Prince of Wales had been completely defenestrated because they weren't mentioned after this.)

Dave/Emmie: B-b-but sir! I-

Me: YOU MUST BE THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY!

Dave/Emmie: But that's a position of power!

Me: It doesn't matter because either way I'm still head of the church. This is after all the Church of England. You must have a goblet!

This goblet looks very French to me because of all of the fleur de lis. Oh well.

So I run around looking for a goblet for Dave/Emmie the newly appointed Archbishop of Canterbury to hold, because apparently holding a goblet at all times is part of the job description. There is crap all over the place, silver whatnots and pewter this and thats. So I'm searching for a good goblet but apparently they're really hard to find. The doorbell rings and I tell the Archbishop to answer it but then I realized that he/she can't answer it without his/her goblet. So I just grab the first cup I see, (which now that I think about it may very well have been the Holy Grail), but I'm still not all that pleased with it. So I run out to give it to the Archbishop, who has wrapped a sheet around him/herself. Then they answer the door while I run away to find a crown, because I mean, after all, I'm the King. I finally find a crown that looks an awful lot like this...